I think Michael Stipe wrote a song about this

tHE Large Hadron Collider is fidna make some chocolate!!!
The machine, that is touted as having the potential of creating small black holes has been fired off. Its projected "shoot date" was Sept. 9, 2008 and judging by the artwork on Google.com, everything went as planned.
Cool points here---
Steven Hawking might get such a raging hard-on that he walks into the potential black hole and battles it to the death.
The New World Order's plan of Capitalist Globalization will not actually "go down".
All them sinners is gon' be warshed away!!

Bad points here---
Everyone and everything you know will evaporate like American dignity.

A couple of videos about what this thing MIGHT do and what it actually DOES does.